The Kansas City Shuffle is when everyone looks left and you turn right.

 This is my Kansas.
 And I got my shuffling shoes on.

You think that's quite a story, huh?
 Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest
in Monte Carlo and came in third;
that's a story.

This, however, is something else.
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and it's official!